| The Love Negotiatior |
-WHEN COUPLES ARE FIGHTING, THEY CALL IN STEVE BRITMAN. "LOVE NEGOTIATOR"
HE USE TO WORK FOR THE POLICE, NOW HE'S WORKING LIKE CUPID, REVITALIZING RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE THEY EVER TAKE THAT FINAL BLOW. BUT WHO WILL SAVE HIM, WHEN HIS WOMEN IS ANGRY?
STEVE BRITMAN LEARNED ALOT FROM WATCHING HIS PARENTS FIGHT AND THEN MAKE UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND HE BEGAN TO USE THAT SKILL EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE FROM THE THIRD GRADE ON UP. HE TALKS COUPLES OUT OF THERE TROUBLES AND BACK INTO LOVE, BEFORE THINGS GET TOO FAR OUT OF WHACK. YOU'VE SEEN COPS. AND COUPLES THAT FIGHT. LET STEVE BRITMAN RESOLVE THIS ISSUE HIS OWN WAY. SURE IT DOESN'T ALWAYS QUITE WORK OUT THE WAY HE WANTS IT TOO, BUT HE'S SURVIVED, AND HE STILL BELIEVES IN THOSE POWERFUL WORDS..."LOVE NEGOTIATION" HIS PARENTS HAVE ALWAYS SEEMED TO KEEP IT TOGETHER IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP UNTIL NOW. STEVE HAS ALWAYS TRIED PATCHING THINGS UP, BUT AFTER WATCHING HIS PARENTS GET A DIVORCE, HE BEGINS TO NOT BELIEVE IN HIS ABILITY. AND NOW CAN'T EVEN RESOLVE HIS OWN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS. EVERYDAY AT WORK NOW, AND HE'S GETTING CAUGHT IN THE MIX OF COUPLES THAT DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY HOPE...BECAUSE HE'S NOT WHO HE USE TO BE ANYMORE. HIS PARENTS, REALIZE THEY'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AFTER SEEING THEIR SON GRIEVING, AND GET MARRIED AGAIN. HE BELIEVES IN WHAT HE DOES AGAIN, SAVES RELATIONSHIPS ONCE MORE, AND HIS OWN. AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPY.
"I'M A LOVE NEGOTIATOR, HERE'S MY CARD"
STEVE BRITMAN LOVE NEGOTIATOR
GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS MARRIAGE PROBLEMS PET PROBLEMS FRIEND PROBLEMS CALL ME, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
"GOOD AD"
STEVE-"YA THINK SO"
"OH YA, REAL PROFESSIONAL"
STEVE-"THANKS BOOB"
"THAT'S BOB", IT'S A TYPO.
POINTS AT HIS NAMETAG
STEVE-
"OH SORRY ABOUT THAT, THANKS BOB."
BOB
"UH, HUH"
STEVE-
"WELL TIME TO GO SAVE SOME RELATIONSHIPS"
STEVE JUMPS IN HIS HEART MOBILE, HE ONLY LISTENS TO MUSIC ABOUT LOVE ON HIS WAY TO SOME APARTMENTS WHERE A COUPLE IS HAVING IT OUT BIGTIME.
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Steve Britman solves relationship problems quick, and on the spot. He gets paid little to nothing and usually makes his money for a dating service call CUPIDS international. He doesn't seem to have much luck doing that, and really wants to go out on his own and use his strengths live in action. He's managed to earn enough to get his car customized in the shape of a heart, his phone is a heart, etc..when he was younger he was the model for the company but that all went down hill after a commercial shoot went wrong and he killed a camera-man with a cupid arrow. The company was sued, and Steve was demoted. "Accidents like this happen all the time Steve."...."They do.", Steve says. "No, not really!", the guy says and then begins to laugh..hi-fiving his buddy.
Steve Britman- Rob S. or Jason Lee Craig-Craig Kilborne Mitch-Rob Riggle
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